Graduation speech
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to crush*: Fuck me
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?
queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

bagmilk:

*puts follower count on job application*

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

linxa:

niggus4life:

linxa:

niggus4life:

my hamster just died and i’m really sad

omg rest in peace what happened

a cat ate him

rest in pussy

"LOOK AT THE DOG"
- me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)